Dear God, hope you get the letter and
I pray you can make it better down here
I donβt mean a big reduction in the price of beer
But all the people that you made in your image
See them starving on their feet
'Cause they donβt get enough to eat from God
Canβt believe in you
Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but
I feel that I should be heard loud and clear
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
And all the people that you made in your image
See them fighting in the street
'Cause they canβt make opinions meet about God
They canβt believe in you
Did you make disease
And the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind
After we made you?
And the devil too?
Dear God, donβt know if you noticed but
Your name is on a lot of quotes in this book
Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look
And all the people that you made in your image
Still believing that junk is true
Well, I know it ainβt, so do you
Dear God
I canβt believe in β
I donβt believe in β
I wonβt believe in heaven and hell
No saints, no sinners, no Devil as well
The Pearly Gates, no thorny crown
Youβre always letting us humans down
The wars you bring, the babies you drown
Those lost at sea, and never found
And itβs the same the whole world 'round
The hurt I see helps to compound
The Father, Son and Holy Ghost
Theyβre just somebodyβs unholy hoax
And if youβre up there, you perceive
That my heartβs here, upon my sleeve
If thereβs one thing I donβt believe in
Itβs you
Dear God